Everyday, I think of any new ways or possibilities of people becoming or acting more stupid and everyday, I see it on the road. As I made my way on towards I-275, I saw this truck swerve in front of me from a local shop. Now, I don’t know what it is with people nowadays. They seemed to be rushing everywhere- places that do not require rushing to. Each driver thinks he/she is driving some sort of sports or race car when, in fact, he/she is only driving some Ford F-350. It’s always the same types of cars too and you look inside the window and see this small petite figure and you wonder to yourself, “Why the hell does that girl drive like that and why the hell is she driving such a big car?” All of this maniacal driving started when woman were allowed to drive trucks. Females long for speed in their drive and somehow match that with a monster truck- the only result is this man-killing machine. We see them everyday… soccer moms, cheerleaders, lesbians, math mommies racing to a competition. And there is always a miracle when I make it from point A to point B cause then I know I still have the opportunity of life. Of course, in certain instance, you are reaching your final destination, and you arrive at a parking space that has been raped by another car. It’s always the worst and you feel like having a tow-truck or whatever to take away the perpetrator. Today was no different, a car parked about half a foot over the line and you know what I did? I took my car and backed it into the space. Granted there is only like five inches between both cars, but once this driver goes back to his car, he/she will learn his/her lesson. To make sure that my car does not become messed up with an undisciplined villain, I have taken the liberty of taking images of both the driver’s license tag and school decal. Hahahaha. That’s right, I had the balls and time to do that. Let me tell you though, this happened once before and nothing happened to my car and I plan on keeping it that way. I will not stop until all drivers have learned how to properly park. So, all you stupid drivers out there, that would be everyone including me, think about your actions and think about the other driver. Don’t be selfish.
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