Talk About Breaking a Nail

Paul Duke

Recently, there’s been news of a lady by the name of Lee Redmond who was involved in a car crash that caused unrepairable damage to her nails.

I read this article and saw the picture and literally, my jaw dropped. How could this lady go without cutting her nails since 1979.

No offense to her, but I’m glad her nails or no longer that long. I mean, how do you even steer while you drive if you have 28-foot long nails? People like this are great to have around, but some people need to know what’s gross and what’s cool. I’ve always been creeped out by nails that were six inches long, but these suckers are monstrous.